This is how I feel today

[frankiecat]

My Simple Christmas Wish

Ever since I was a baby I have had one dream in mind
And each Christmas I think maybe it will finally come true
It's a simple wish that everyone has had form time to time
So I know you'll understand me when I share my dream with you

I wanna be rich famous and powerful
Step on all my enemies and never do a thing
I wanna be rich famous and powerful
So all I have to do in life is sit around and sing

I don't wanna work, struggle or compromise
When I set a goal I wanna reach it right away
Cause paying your dues, that's for other guys
As for me I want what I want and I want it all today

I don't wanna audition I don't wanna take class
I wanna be discovered while I'm sitting on my ass
I should not have to struggle I should not have to sweat
I tried that once for ten minutes look, what did I get?

I'm still not rich, famous, and powerful
Barbara Streisand has it all and I can do what she can do.
So why is she rich, famous, and powerful?
While I'm still shleping through my life like all of you

What does it take to be famous and powerful?
Regis, if you're listening, just tell me what to do!
What do I have to fake to be famous and powerful?
I've done everything I can. The rest is up to you

Se I tried being good I tried being nice
I even tried pretending I was listening once or twice
But the really big stars, they made it without it
Was Betty Davis nice? I seriously doubt it

Still she was rich
Everyone adored her. The world was at her feet
She was a bitch
It's obvious I've gotten nowhere being sweet

I wanna be rich, famous, and powerful
Comon don't be so shoched. You feel the same as I
If we were rich, famous, and powerful
We could take all those agents and casting directors
Tiny appartments and fat tax collectors
Critics and casting calls, chilly rehearsal halls,
People who bore, us jobs in the chorus
and kiss their balls good-bye!

Now is that too much to ask?


Did I mention that Emily Skinner totally kicks ass?