This may sound condescending...

But those guys in the States, that didn't know that Gerald Ford had died? Priceless! And no I didn't use my VISA today...

They didn't know that the Government Buildings were closed, and that they wouldn't be getting their mail today... I almost expected them to ask who Gerald Ford was...

No I'm not really mocking Americans... I guess I just never really thought I would see one of those Jay Walking segments up close...